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Christmas Candles
Funny Christmas Candles for Stocking Stuffers & Secret Santa
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Big Nick Energy Candle | Santa’s Cranberry, Birch & Currant
$14.99 – $24.99Price range: $14.99 through $24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Deck The Balls Candle | Peppermint Stick | Secret Santa
$14.99 – $24.99Price range: $14.99 through $24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Festive As Fuck Candle | Holiday Cocktail Party
$14.99 – $24.99Price range: $14.99 through $24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Jolly AF Candle | Christmas Candy Cane Twist
$14.99 – $24.99Price range: $14.99 through $24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Merry Christmas Bitches Candle | Fraser Fir, Clove, Orange
$14.99 – $24.99Price range: $14.99 through $24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Merry Fucking Christmas Candle | Pine, Cedar, Clove Leaf
$14.99 – $24.99Price range: $14.99 through $24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Naughty & Nice Candle | Christmas Stocking Stuffer | Vanilla
$14.99 – $24.99Price range: $14.99 through $24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Pumpkin Spice Candle | Cuddle Season
$14.99 – $19.99Price range: $14.99 through $19.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Santa’s Favorite Ho Candle | Funny Adult Stocking Stuffer
$14.99 – $24.99Price range: $14.99 through $24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Sleigh All Day Candle | Fraser Fir & Blue Spruce | Christmas
$14.99 – $24.99Price range: $14.99 through $24.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
About Strike + Burn Christmas Candles
Funny Christmas Candles with Real Personality
Hand-poured attitude in a jar. Each funny Christmas candle is made with eco-friendly coconut-soy wax, brazen fragrances, and labels that say exactly what you’re thinking.
Body-positive, LGBTQ+ proud, and feminist — these are the perfect funny candles for Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, and holiday parties, or anyone who refuses to give boring gifts.
Premium Quality Meets Unfiltered Humor
Every Strike + Burn candle is hand-poured in small batches using USA-farmed coconut-soy wax and Prop 65–compliant fragrances. Our candles are always paraben-free, phthalate-free, and cruelty-free — because quality matters, especially when the humor is this loud.
From sarcastic birthday candles to sex-positive celebration candles, each scent delivers a massive fragrance throw while the labels steal the spotlight. These candles aren’t just gifts — they’re the ultimate conversation starters.
Candles Made to Be Gifted (or Kept)
Strike + Burn candles are made for people who value authentic self-expression. Designed to celebrate all bodies, all genders, and all sexualities, these candles make unforgettable gifts — or the perfect “treat yourself” moment for your own space.
Light one up, let it burn, and enjoy a candle that smells incredible while saying exactly what everyone else is thinking. Because your home should smell as good as your jokes.









