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10 Christmas Candles

Christmas Candles

Holiday candles for everyone on the naughty list. Stocking stuffers, sorted.

Funny Christmas Candles for Stocking Stuffers & Secret Santa

About Strike + Burn Christmas Candles

Funny Christmas Candles with Real Personality

Attitude in a jar. Each funny Christmas candle is made with eco-friendly coconut-soy wax, brazen fragrances and labels that say exactly what you’re thinking.

Body-positive, LGBTQ+ proud and feminist, these are the perfect funny candles for Secret Santa, stocking stuffers and holiday parties, or anyone who refuses to give boring gifts.

Premium Quality Meets Unfiltered Humor

Every Strike + Burn candle is made in-house using USA-farmed coconut-soy wax and Prop 65 compliant fragrances. Our candles are always paraben-free, phthalate-free and cruelty-free, because quality matters, especially when the humor is this loud.

From sarcastic holiday candles to sex-positive celebration candles, each scent delivers a massive fragrance throw while the labels steal the spotlight. These candles aren’t just gifts. They’re the ultimate conversation starters.

Candles Made to Be Gifted (or Kept)

Strike + Burn candles are made for people who value authentic self-expression. Designed to celebrate all bodies, all genders and all sexualities, these candles make unforgettable gifts, or the perfect “treat yourself” moment for your own space.

Light one up, let it burn and enjoy a candle that smells incredible while saying exactly what everyone else is thinking. Because your home should smell as good as your jokes.

Naughty never smelled this good.

Stocking stuffers, Secret Santa and the whole naughty list, sorted.