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7 Greeting Cards
Cheeky cards for birthdays, bachelorettes, weddings, retirements and every occasion that deserves a laugh.







Our cheeky greeting cards don’t hold back. Sarcastic, sex-positive and unfiltered, each card comes with a removable crystal keepsake penis in genuine gemstones like Amethyst, Rose Quartz, Obsidian, Tiger’s Eye and more. These aren’t just cards. They’re brazen statements that make any occasion unforgettable.
Every funny adult humor greeting card comes with a real crystal penis that recipients can keep, display or carry as a pocket stone. It’s a greeting card and a gift in one, delivering immediate laughs and lasting value.
Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, engagements, weddings and retirements, or anyone who values a little mischief. These cards are memorable, shareable and guaranteed to be the only thing they actually keep from the gift pile.
Strike + Burn greeting cards are for people who love humor, authenticity and a zero-filter lifestyle. Designed to celebrate loudly and laugh even harder, they make unforgettable gifts, or a cheeky “just because” for your favorite person.
And the gift nobody saw coming.
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