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I See Dick In Your Future | Funny Adult Party Card

$6.99

A cheeky fortune-telling card for bachelorette parties and birthdays. Silver-foil crystal balls, removable crystal penis keepsake.

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SKU: 22736UPC: 791126621490

The cards have been read, the stars have aligned, and the prognosis is… enthusiastic. This cheeky fortune-teller card features sparkly silver-foil crystal balls and a removable gemstone crystal penis, delivering a keepsake that’s as mystical as it is hilarious.

Whether it’s a birthday or a bachelorette party, this psychic reading is the one they actually want to hear. Predictions have never looked this good.

Details & Features
  • Removable one-of-a-kind gemstone crystal penis charm
  • Mystical silver-foil crystal ball accents 
  • Printed on eco-friendly recycled watercolor-textured cardstock
  • Size: Approx. 3″ × 4″, perfectly sized for a pocket oracle
  • Gift-ready in a clear cello sleeve, no envelope needed
  • Blank back for personalized messages

Great gift for

  • Bachelorette parties and bridal showers
  • Birthday pranks for friends with a cheeky sense of humor
  • Galentine’s Day gifts for your boldest besties
  • Anyone who loves memorable, shareable gag gifts

About the Strike + Burn Candles & Gifts Brand

Strike + Burn is the leader in brazen, adult humor candles and gifts. We create funny candles, cheeky greeting cards, and unfiltered products that celebrate body positivity, LGBTQ+ pride, feminist empowerment, and sex-positive humor.

Every candle is made in-house using USA-farmed, sustainably sourced coconut-soy wax, Prop 65-compliant fragrances, and eco-friendly cotton wicks, always paraben-free, phthalate-free, and cruelty-free.

Perfect for funny gifts, birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, weddings, or anyone who refuses to be boring.

Our Community

We’re proud to create products that celebrate all bodies, all genders, all sexualities, and all the beautifully chaotic humans who refuse to fit in a box. Whether you’re part of the LGBTQ+ community, a proud feminist, a body-positive warrior, or just someone who loves a good laugh, you’re our people.

The Strike + Burn Promise
Every candle is:
  • Made with USA-farmed coconut-soy wax
  • Made in-house by our team (not outsourced)
  • Tested rigorously for burn time and scent throw
  • Packaged with care in recyclable materials
  • Sent with love and a wink
Why Strike + Burn?

We make the gifts Hallmark is too shy to. Strike + Burn was built for people who say what they mean, celebrate who they love, and refuse to give boring gifts.

Every funny candle we make starts with USA-farmed coconut-soy wax, clean Prop 65-compliant fragrances, and eco-friendly cotton wicks, made in-house because quality actually matters to us.

Bold scents. Loud labels. Zero boring gifts. That’s the Strike + Burn promise.

What We Stand For

Strike + Burn creates for all bodies, all genders, all sexualities, for everyone who believes self-expression should be loud, inclusive, and celebrated. Our community is the heartbeat of everything we do. From the labels we design to the causes we stand behind, every decision we make starts with the same question: Does this celebrate the people we serve?

Because at Strike + Burn, inclusion isn’t a marketing strategy. It’s who we are.

Gifts That Get Laughs. Every Single Time.

Strike + Burn candles, cards, and stickers aren’t just products, they’re conversation starters, mood lifters, and the one gift in the pile everyone actually remembers. Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette parties, engagements, weddings, Pride celebrations, white elephant exchanges, and any occasion that deserves a little more personality.

Shop our full collection of funny candles, adult humor greeting cards, and irreverent stickers, and find the perfect gift for the person in your life who refuses to be boring.

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