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Favors, bride gifts and bridesmaid asks for a bachelorette everyone will still be talking about at the wedding.
The Strike + Burn team
The bachelorette is the one weekend where nobody expects you to be classy. The bride has been polite at every bridal shower, every tasting and every family dinner. Now it is time to give her something she cannot open in front of her grandma.
Here is how to cover the bride, the bridesmaids and the party favors without spending the whole weekend shopping.
The short list
She is about to commit to one person forever. Celebrate it properly. The I See Dick In Your Future Candle (Wild Plum, Fig and Vanilla) is the obvious pick, and You’ve Been Dickmatized (Agave Lemonade) is for the friend who fell hard and fast. If you want to keep it sweet, Same Dick Forever is a funny engagement card she will keep long after the honeymoon.
Still need to ask the crew? The Penis Bridesmaid Card asks the question nobody can say no to. Every one of our cards comes with a removable crystal penis keepsake (Amethyst, Rose Quartz, Obsidian, Tiger’s Eye and more), so the ask turns into a souvenir. Cards are $6.99, pocket-sized and gift-ready in a clear cello sleeve.
For the maid of honor who planned every detail, a candle that matches her energy says thank you: Hot Titties (Island Hibiscus, Aloe and Coconut) or Big Tit Energy (Mango and Coconut Cream).
Penis Bridesmaid CardFunny Bachelorette & Proposal Cards$6.99
Hot Titties CandleIsland Hibiscus · Aloe · CoconutFrom $14.99
Big Tit Energy CandleMango · Coconut CreamFrom $14.99Favors are where you can go big without going broke. Our 4 oz candles are $14.99 and burn about 30 hours, so they keep the joke going long after the hangover is gone. For goodie bags, our $2.99 stickers are waterproof, weatherproof vinyl and fit on every water bottle at the pool. The I See Dick In Your Future Sticker was made for this weekend.
Big Dick Energy CandleBlue Spruce · Cedar · Fraser FirFrom $14.99
Porn Star CandleAmber · LeatherFrom $14.99
I See Dick In Your Future StickerBachelorette Party Decal$2.99
Pussy Power CandleGardenia · Neroli · TuberoseFrom $14.99Planning something bigger? We make custom candles with your own label for bachelorette, birthday and retirement parties, weddings and events, starting at 24 candles. Bulk pricing: 15% off 24 to 47 candles, 20% off 48 or more.
If the bachelor party is happening the same weekend, the Horny Best Man card and the Big Dick Energy Candle (Blue Spruce, Cedar and Fraser Fir) keep things even.
Orders ship from San Diego in 2 to 3 business days and arrive in 3 to 6 business days. Shipping is free on orders $35+, and first-time shoppers get 15% off when they sign up for our emails. For a party out of town, ship to the bride’s place or the rental and order about two weeks ahead.
What happens at the bachelorette stays at the bachelorette. The candle comes home with her.
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I See Dick In Your Future Candle
