Some people want a sweater for Christmas. Your people want a candle called Deck The Balls. This guide is for them.
Our holiday collection smells like the season and reads like the group chat. Here is the whole naughty list.
Holiday best bets
The holiday candles
Every holiday candle comes in a 4 oz jar ($14.99, about 30 hours) and an 8 oz jar ($24.99, about 60 hours). Pick by name, scent, or both:
- Merry Christmas Bitches: Fraser Fir, Clove and Orange Peel. For the friends you actually like.
- Merry Fucking Christmas: Winterwood Spice. For the one who says it every year anyway.
- Naughty & Nice: Toasted Vanilla & Embers. For the one who is both.
- Deck The Balls: Peppermint Stick. For the one who decorates in October.
- Big Nick Energy: Cranberry, White Birch and Currant. For the one who runs the party.
- Santa’s Favorite Ho: Sugar Pine, Tangerine and Rum. For your favorite ho. You know who.
- Jolly AF: Candy Cane Twist. For the one who loves Christmas a little too much.
- Festive As Fuck: Pomegranate, Cypress and Bitters. For the holiday party host.
- Sleigh All Day: Fraser Fir and Blue Spruce. For the one who wants the tree smell without the needles.
Before Christmas, there is cuddle season
The Pumpkin Spice Candle carries you from the first cold morning to the holidays. It is a good early gift for the friend who starts celebrating in November.
Stocking stuffers for $2.99
Stickers are the perfect stocking filler: $2.99, waterproof, weatherproof vinyl and funny enough to get a laugh at 7am on Christmas morning. Mix and match for each person on your list.
Big Dick Energy StickerBDE Confidence Humor$2.99
Badass Bitch StickerFeminist Empowerment Decal$2.99
Fuckity Fuck Fuck StickerProfanity Decal$2.99
Fucking Over It StickerStress Relief Humor$2.99Hosting? Bring the candle
A holiday candle is the best host gift there is. It is cheaper than a good bottle of wine and it lasts a lot longer. Wrap it, or do not. The label does the talking.
Get it there by Christmas
Orders ship from San Diego in 2 to 3 business days and arrive in 3 to 6 business days. Shipping is free on orders $35+, and first-time shoppers get 15% off when they sign up for our emails. December is busy for every carrier, so order early and spare yourself the Christmas Eve panic.
See the whole collection on the Christmas candles page.

Merry Christmas Bitches Candle
Merry Fucking Christmas Candle
Naughty & Nice Candle

