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For the mom with a sense of humor. Cheeky candles and stickers that beat another set of flowers.
The Strike + Burn team
Your mom raised you, fed you and still answers your calls when you only need something. She has gotten flowers before. She has gotten a mug that says “World’s Best Mom” before. This year, make her laugh.
These gifts are for the cool mom, the hot mom, the tired mom and the grandma who still runs the family.
Mom’s favorites
The MILF Candle and the Hot Mama Candle share the same scent, Mango and Coconut, so pick the name that fits. One is a compliment, the other is also a compliment. Both are funny enough to keep on the bathroom shelf where every guest will see them.
The Grandmas Fucking Rule Candle (Gardenia and Tuberose) is for the grandma who swears more than anyone at the table. If your grandma clutches her pearls at the word “darn,” maybe skip this one.
New moms, moms of teenagers, moms of toddlers who never nap: they all deserve a night off.
I Need A Damn Break CandleCoffee · Cream · SugarFrom $14.99
Damn You're Beautiful CandleLavender · EucalyptusFrom $14.99
Badass Bitch CandlePatchouli · Cedarwood · OrangeFrom $14.99
You're The Tits CandleMango · CoconutFrom $14.99Every candle is a coconut-soy candle, made in-house in the USA. The 4 oz jar burns about 30 hours and the 8 oz about 60 hours, which is a lot of quiet bubble baths.
A $2.99 sticker for her water bottle or laptop finishes the gift. The MILF Sticker, Hot Mama Sticker and Damn You’re Beautiful Sticker are all waterproof, weatherproof vinyl.
MILF StickerHot Mom Humor Decal$2.99
Hot Mama StickerHot Mom Humor$2.99
Damn You're Beautiful StickerSelf-Love Affirmation$2.99Orders ship from San Diego in 2 to 3 business days and arrive in 3 to 6 business days. Shipping is free on orders $35+, and first-time shoppers get 15% off when they sign up for our emails. Mother’s Day is the second Sunday in May, so order by the start of the month and she will have it in time.
And call your mom.
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MILF Candle
Hot Mama Candle
Grandmas Fucking Rule Candle
